gotta go pick up some dildo arrows and edible green paint for #Avengers fuck-party

Apres UK, I have standards about these things. If the bride doesn't have an inflatable dildo strapped to her back, it's not a hen party.

I SLICK thought that said dildo RT @XO________ Played diablo 3 for like 10hrs today and finally beat it #nerd and now it's time to party

Nipple clamps in my pocket, freshly boiled dildo in my satchel. I do believe I am ready to party.

RT @benkuzmaski: @Xenani @kariemma nerdy girls at a dildo party? literally sounds like the best time imaginable.