Trust me, this is hilarious http://t.co/DQt5N25y
I remember at jasons party with the dildo and everyone eating raw carrots cos we were so drunk... And jason calling me harry potter...
"@RjTaylorrr: Gonna stay in& save my pennies for @lizzymurphy92 ann summers party on sat;)" becky get herself some hench dildo!!
@jpol6628 @mara_tea_party @kacierandall @colinrieralgn16 @joeydecrosta @lukis_45 naked and #blue just call it a #blue dildo #swaggucci
Some prick from the Tory party wanted my views on the spending cuts so I told him go fuck himself with a Nick Clegg shaped dildo #wanker